In a few hours from now, the capital city of India โ Delhi will be at odds with the rest of the country in terms of daily commuting. For a few days now, the aam admi of the city has been at odds over their Aam Oddmi Party Govtโs big idea to improve their cityโs air. The cityโs Oddย –ย Even Car formula by which Odd number cars are allowed on odd number days and Even numbered cars on even days is expected to cause much inconvenience and agony to the public or so it is fraught. Though the intention of the Govt. to clean up the cityโs air has been noble, few odd questions arise over the decision making process and the execution of the Oddย – Even scheme. Comparisons of Arvind Kejriwal with Mohammad Bin Tughluq another erstwhile ruler of Delhi who was notoriously popular for his decision making skills are odious but not completely off the mark. Almost everyone I met in Delhi ever since this scheme has been announced was of the opinion that this audacious decision has been taken in haste without giving a thought on the implications where the public transport is lacking in terms of network and the public lacking in terms ofย social conscience. The Governmentโs view has been that this is only one of the slew of measures taken to reduce the air pollution and is being done considering the oddinary citizenโs health. The oddedย benefit would also be the improvement in the cityโs traffic with reduced vehicles on the road or so they claim. So now what will happen if taking a leaf from Mr Kejriwalโs book many others try to introduce their version of Odd – Even scheme to find a solution to other problems?
- Like In Tirupati temple where there is huge crowd every day. They can introduce Odd – Even Scheme wherein on Odd Days only people born on Odd days will be allowed ๐. This will help the oddministration in better crowd control,.. Even the lines in Loddu Prasad counters will be halved๐๐. Based on the success here the same can be duplicated in other places of worship where huge crowds throng like Sabarimala, Siddhi Vinayak temple, Vaishnodevi, Haji Ali,โฆ
- Like oddopting this scheme in the Railways reservation site irctc.co.inย โ which usually crashes or is very slow due to the rush of people using it day and day out. By this scheme on Odd days people travelling on odd days only can book tickets and so on๐.
- Like following this in Mumbai suburban trains which transports probably 10 times its rated capacity every day. By letting only people born on odd days to travel on odd days โ straightaway the cro(w)dd will be reduced to 5 times its rated capacity๐. Its performance will improve by leaps and bounds Iโm sure.
- Like copy pasting this scheme for the parliament functioning or rather nonfunctioning. Allow ruling party to disrupt on odd days and opposition parties to create ruckus on even days. By this our parliament will still not function (but who cares) but the proceedings will be more presentable while watching on TVย ๐๐.
- Like implementing this Odd Even formula instead of total prohibition in states. You donโt then miss out on the tax collections but at the same time end up partially controlling the so called ills of drinking. Next time the Tasmac bar opens in the morning โ there will be only half the number of Bevoddasย ๐๐
- Like Sanjay Leela Bhansali and Shah Rukh agreeing to oddopt this formula when they want to release their films together. SRK films will be shown at even time shows (2.00 pm, 4.00 pm,..) and Bhansalisโ at odd time shows๐. By this both will manage to divide and rule while keeping their respective egos at odds.
- Like the Ecom sites (Flipkart, Amazon,..) coming to an agreement on using the Odd Even system. Flipkart will run its shopping festivals on Odd days and Amazon on Even days. For Aam oddmi โ it is everyday celebration!
- Like the Central Government internalizing this Odd Even program for Population control. Enacting a law (if Rajya Sabha functions that is) whereby people staying in Odd numbered houses will have sex on Odd days and so on,..๐๐ This will turn out to be better than distribution of free coddoms!
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We can go odd and oddย ๐๐
What an Oddea Sirji? Isnโt it odd that it took so long for somebody to come up with such a Big Idea that could solve our countryโs many ills??
Soon India will become a country that went against the odds and came up trumps!
On that odd note โ whether you are born on an odd day or even day โ no Odd – Even formula here โ my wishes to you for a fantastic year filled with happiness and great health๐๐๐
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