I, mine, my family, my business, my job, my life are my priority
I want my leaders to think always about the country
I don’t want to become a leader
I get frustrated with the conduct of my leader
I don’t go out to vote on the Election Day
I feel upset on National matters when I don’t have a say
I cast my vote when I do based on caste
I am manic when my country is ranked last
I arrive at my own time
I expect my netas to be on time
I spit anywhere in the streets of Mumbai
I want my city to be another Shanghai
I don’t want to form a line when I’m in the front
I expect others to form a line when I’m behind
I jump the signal when I don’t sight a cop in my land
I follow every signal when I’m in foreign land
I bribe the cop when I get caught
I get vociferous when on corruption charges my leaders are caught
I don’t feel like following any discipline
I get angry when netas in the parliament show indiscipline
I demand world class infrastructure from my government
I burn public buses to show my ire at the government
I seldom respect women at home
I am very upset with my country’s “Woman is item” syndrome
I try my best to “save” my tax
I get irritated when crorepati businessmen “evade” tax
I yearn for my leaders to rise above petty politics
I forget that my leaders are like me
I reflect on all this on “I” Day
I forget all this the next day
I get what I deserve
I deserve what I get
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